April 6th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Retirement Planning
Posted in: Everyday
Nice.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It’s called the 401-Keg Plan.
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Bah. That’s because they didn’t invest in gold =D
Ya ever see a poor pirate?
April 9th, 2007 at 5:08 amArrgh! And I don’t drink. I guess I need to start looking for buried treasure.
April 10th, 2007 at 5:59 amLOL. I made a new closed blog email me your blogger email address so i can add you into it.
April 10th, 2007 at 10:55 amHey, gold has been known to plummet. I’m working in the mine industry and right now it’s high, but ten years from now? :P
I’ll e-mail you as requested.
Pirates, pirates, pirates… *le sigh*
April 10th, 2007 at 10:58 am